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The Last Place by Laura Lippman

The Last Place
by Laura Lippman
Orion, 2003


http://www.lauralippman.com

 

Laura Lippman's The Last Place is the best book Critical Mick read in 2007

 

 

Crab If You Want Her

Trivia time! DID YOU KNOW.... Monaghan is one of the 32 counties of Ireland?

It is a stretch to shove a Private Eye who is born and reared in Baltimore, Maryland under this site's Irish Crime umbrella merely because her name is Tess Monaghan. But every stretch that allows a read of one of Lara Lippman's crime novels is a stretch worth making.

Anyone versed in their US geography knows that Maryland is a skinny little rat of a state gnawing on the eastern seaboard. One of the thirteen original colonies, Maryland is famous for crab cakes and being thin enough to pass through swiftly on a drive south to a proper city like Washington D.C. Several battles of the US Civil War stomped Maryland into mud. One hundred years later, a band called Crack the Sky tried to put Baltimore on the national map. They failed and boy, do their albums sound dated today! A chick I went to college with was from the farming part of Maryland and that TV program The Wire is notable. That's the extent of what Maryland is known for.

Until one reads Laura Lippman.

With its vivid, inspiring visits to interesting Maryland locales, The Last Place makes the best use of geography of any novel I can recall. It's like a Rough Guide, or one of those Lonely Planet books but without all the pushy plugs for vegan and vegetarian backpacker-friendly cafes. Instead, Lippman's seventh instalment in the Monaghan series tours the state in pursuit of an engaging mystery, encountering ever-quirky characters and a serving of snappy dialogue that is of Alaskan King Crab proportions.

The novel opens with a tough and independent Tess Monaghan getting the better of an internet sex predator- an inept and balding one, as it turns out, but one who still causes Tess's turn-about to backfire. The incident introduces the theme of identity theft (well before that danger became headline news- well done, Lippman!) and involves Tess in a court-ordered investigation of her own psyche. Lesser authors would have run with the goodie-baddie-psychiatrist triangle, but Laura Lippman has a more interesting course in mind. I don't want to spoil a single moment of this excellent novel: just trust me that the plot sets off across Maryland in an unexpected direction. It's fresh enough to bring new life to a genre as stale as serial killer fiction, and enticing enough to lure tourists to boring old Baltimore. Every page is original and fun, and in the end, boy! it works.

The Last Place is not only an example of how well a pro can use location, but how well she can construct a series. This novel features series characters, reviving past conflicts and carrying relationships one step forward. There is also no impediment to jumping right in with this instalment. The only drawback to reading The Last Place as a stand-alone crime novel is that it will inspire readers to seek out the other Tess Monaghan books.

Like John Connolly's Bad Men, The Last Place takes the reader to the old, isolated island communities that are overlooked by mainland Americans. Like Bad Men, the journey and destination are kick-ass enough to win the The Oo Award, given by Critical Mick to the Best Book Read that year. Award for best book I read in 2007.

Critical Mick says: The Last Place is an unexpected delight of a buddy novel. Bootylicious braid-wearing heroines, interesting baddies, important warnings about identity theft, and at least one murder by crab cake. How class is that!

Balding though he is, Critical Mick is a big Weezer fan.  Since 1994, nerd rockers Weezer have united all the fun elements in modern music. In honor of Maryland girl Tess Monaghan, here are the catchy lyrics to Weezer's rockin' tune, Crab.
Crab

Crab if you want her
She won’t be coming down
Crab if you want her
She won’t be coming down
 
Crab if you need it
She put her knickers on
Crab if you need it
She put her knickers on
 
She said she’s feeling lonely
And I say that’s ok
She won’t be coming back ’round here, no way
 
She said she’s feeling lonely
And I say that’s ok
She won’t be coming back ’round here, no way
 
Crab at the booty
T’aint gonna do no good
Crab at the booty
T’aint gonna do no good
 
No, crab at the booty
T’aint gonna do no good

 

- The Green Album, 2001

And Laura Lippman wrote her first seven novels when working full time at the paper. DAMN.

Read Critical Mick's January 2008 interview with Laura Lippman!

And now for an important disclaimer from Critical Mick

Yo! This review and all content on the DFA Guide site are copyright 2007 Mick Halpin. All links to other sites and documents are copyright to whatever source wrote something cool enough for Mick to give it a referral. Try to claim them as your own work and bad karma will catch up with you, baby. Believe it.

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