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Past Diatribes

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-- 1998 --

  A Mistake You Might Make At School February Childhood Dreams & Playing It Smart.
  Why Scumbags Succeed And How You Can, Too February The Ultimate Qualification For Success.
  Mikey Learned A Little CGI March Form Working, Free Postcards! Australia, Too.
  Happy St. Patrick's Day! March "The Jewel in the Crown for Ireland."
  Easter Monday, a Bank Holiday in Ireland April Chocolate Eggs, Flemgirl & DVD.
  Contains the Mandatory Homepage Cat Picture. May Graphics introduced. Why to conserve on them.
  An Invitation Extended. June Dublin Guide Launched. Cool E-mail Friends.
  We're buying a House!!! August Invitations Accepted. The Mighty Has Fallen.
  First of the Toaster Oven Status Reports. October Visual Basic in a Nutshell, Essential VB Links.
  Roar, Thunderbox, Roar. November A Windows Trick: Make Yer Own Icons.
  Mentions Culchies and the Prick on the Stick Decemeber Computers Secretly Copy All Your E-Mail.
 

-- 1999 --

  What they build things of in Dublin January ZDNet, MS Access, Customizing Win 95.
  Page On My Computer Now Available March New pub!
  Warning! Homemade animated vomit. March Designing your own graphics.
  Learn the Irish definition of SAP. May History past and future.
  Chubby folk! July The US and Ireland. C++.
  Neat Pop-Up Windows, and how to prevent them. August An Official Programmer At Last!
  Zap Space Aliens With
Impressive New Technology! October Java and Willa Cather.
  The Light at the End of the Tunnel! November Employed in the software industry.
  Mick needs to get himself a life. December Snow on the Mountains. Rebuilding an old PC.
 

-- 2000 --

  Virusboy hangs out at the greyhound track. February A software company folds. Cable Modems are other-worldly fast.
  Yet more about cable modems. March St. Paddy's Day in Boston. Cable Routers. Hear Mick Play Guitar- Ouch!
  God chucks some thunderbolts. June Gardening. Wedding Preparations. New Car! Macromedia Flash.
  Pics of one hot mama!. September Carmel and Mick tie the knot! How to get a website of yer own. Italy inspires.

-- 2001 --

  A very fine lair indeed. January Attic conversions illustated. Teachers on strike. Braless BBC gardener.
  Pancakes and cheesecake. March A Mail Server to avoid. Hoof and Mouth to avoid.
  Mentions Heiner. Invasion Earth! May Hoof and Mouth, Part 2. Team Adventure, Part 1. Turning casette tape into .mp3.
  Biking and bad news July Team Adventure, RIP. Economic downturn. Theory explaining both civilization and vampires.
  Bad news and good deeds September Mikey hikes it. He also visits Wexford. Recommends an online PC parts source.
  Mick, December, Dublin.  Jes a Feckin Liar, By Jingo. December Christmas Season. The Euro. Keep track of things and waste some time.

-- 2002 --

  Mick hangs with penguins and secret agents who like big butts. February Street hustlers and vampires. Trip to Donegal. Linux.
  In a pitiful attempt to assert his identity to the world, Mick waffles on about a load of bollocks. September More street hustlers. No vampires. Good music. New job!
  What?! More rants about bands no one has ever heard of?! Doesn't Mick hae anything more important to be filling cyberspace with? December What makes Mick special? Nessie gets a Guinness. Tiny software. Even less progress in The Lair.

-- 2003 --

  Now Mick is raving about Leprechaun Private Eyes.  At least there are no more of his crappy stories, though. February Irish opinions on Iraq. The launch of a new magazine. Return to computing basics.
  Mick loses a car and gets a house. May Goodbye bungalow! Goodbye Bubble! Hello DWF. Hello silver lining.
  Mick makes excuses for not updating the site, then wastes most of the update saying viva El Vez. November News in brief. Scams and showmen. Pics of the mess we moved into, and initial progress.

-- 2004 --

  Demon cats, Zombie stars, and Angry Johnny. The DFA Guide has really gone to hell. May We adopt a kitty. Film clip! NFG Issue 4. Skateboarding memory lane. Angry Johnny and the Hellbillies.
  Hockey Mascots, Emo Phillips and Dutch people? The DFA Guide remains in hell. September Presidential Candidates. True heros like Emo Phillips and Huib Zegers. Good news about Colorblind James.

-- 2005 --

  Elvis and JFK versus a mummy? January Jack is sadly missed. Partnership with Amazon! NFG Issue 5. IT Conversations, MCSE exams. Neon USB MP3 players. Bruce Campbell versus Bubba Ho-Tep.
  Critical Mick- what a bastard. He does nothing but moan about painting, Lynda LaPlante and some bad-ass intro-to-security techie shit. GET A LIFE! March Textile mills. Cats with the eyebrows of silent-movie villains. Camper Van Beethoven, Local Representatives, Crime Fiction. CompTIA's Security+ certification- great starter!
  Mick gives Bill Gates a run for his money.  Mick trips and doesn't get any dough, but does prove who the bigger geek is. September MCSA Certification. Helping local companies like Pak Automation. The Midwest Book Review. McCarthy's Bar.
 
 
 

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